Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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