How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
