he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
