my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
