Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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