Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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