On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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