You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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