Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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