so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
