we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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