She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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