I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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