im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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