U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize