So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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