please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my shit smells like andre
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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