Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We're too hungover to prance.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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