You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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