I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i out mim tonsoeep
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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