alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He has the fingertips of a God
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