Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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