is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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