Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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