It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
