I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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