Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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