Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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