And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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