Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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