We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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