What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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