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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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