no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
