My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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