Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
In the future we'll all be gay
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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