Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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