let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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