Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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