i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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