why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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