Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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