Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
