Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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