Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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