you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
