So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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