halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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