For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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