Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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