it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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