He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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