Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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