I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
