i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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