Dual....:-)
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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