I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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