i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
