remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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